Name of the Year

I couldn't resist this:

So without further ado, our pick for the 2014 Name of the Year is... also Shamus Beaglehole! By a landslide, actually, which is really going to cheese off his detractors among the commentariat, but there's really nothing more you can ask of that name. Our full scoreboard is below.

1.  Shamus Beaglehole 33 points (3 first-place votes)
2. Dr. Eve Gruntfest 21 (1)
3. Alkapone Cruz-Balles 20 (2)
4. Chubacca Hung 18 (2)
5. Dr. Loki Skylizard 15 (1)
6. Karhonda Porcha 14 (1)
7. Curvaceous Bass 13 (1)
8. Genghis Cohen 11 (1)
9. Chillie Poon 9 (1)
10. Shitavious Cook 9
11. Fazwaz Wazwaz 8 (1)

That concludes this year's silliness. It's been fun. Thanks to everyone for reading, voting, nominating and commenting. Keep the nominations coming at nameoftheyear@gmail.com so we can keep this train rolling.