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Loranger Wins Two Nobel Prizes
An unheard of Canadian has stunned the
international medical community, his nation and the world by winning both the
Nobel Prize for Medicine and the Nobel Peace Prize Loranger, 67, was recognized
for developing the medicines produced at Eupharma,
a corporation he founded late in life.
Eupharma products simulate the meditative state. More importantly, they
render worldly allegiances to religions and the state secondary to a primal
human allegiance to a universal loving God.
“When I was in Tanzania I saw a wailing
baboon emerge from the bush carrying her stillborn baby by the ankle. When she
reached the road, she squatted down and all the other baboons surrounded her—the
closest ones laying their hands on her,” said Loranger on accepting his award.
“When I saw the power of touch, I knew immediately how to end all human
conflict.”
Patients taking Eupharma products create brain waves identical to those created by
shamans in deep meditation and describe their feeling as being similar to a
post-coital or most-massage state. They describe a sense of emotional
fulfillment that eradicates anxieties, regrets and/or fears and leaving
patients in a clear-headed, focused and productive state.
Tested in communities where there have been
generations of conflict and no growth, there is now peace, unity and remarkable
growth. During clinical trials of Euphoria
products in Israel, Palestinian/Jewish conflicts disappeared.
The two million-dollar prizes will allow
Loranger to work on his next focus: Human intelligence. He wants to find a
pharmaceutical solution to stupidity next. Contacted at his home today he was
asked how he was going to celebrate: “I am going to make anatomically correct
gingerbread persons for Christmas gifts.”
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