The Pope, wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress, accessorized with a three-foot House of Whoville hat and the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz, on his way to tell us it's wrong to be Gay.
Beth sent me this; she got it off Facebook (a universe I'm outside of). I peed myself laughing. I'm allowed to ridicule the papacy. I was raised Catholic.